Pack of Ten Willy Straws Blow me KP-001
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Pack of Ten Willy Straws Information
- Pack of 10
- 20cm long
- Extremely detailed
If you’re sipping your fluorescent pink, pure-alcohol cocktail through just any old straw on your hen do then you’re doing in wrong, buddy. Everything and anything that can be turned in to a phallus should be turned in to a phallus on a hen party, and that definitely includes a long tubular thing that you put in your mouth and suck on.
These willy straws are excellent quality and unnecessarily detailed. Perfect for supping all of your favourite tipples and getting the night off to a good start, because nothing gets you ready for a big night out like a tiny cock in your mouth. Just try not to make eye contact with your future mother-in-law whilst using it.
Returns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the 'Complete Orders' link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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